It is the truth, guys are gross. They’re hairy, smelly, and usually have some pretty revolting habits – and that’s in public. When these male creations of God are on their own, they tend to do the most random things that we normally wouldn’t do.
Have you ever wondered what new heights of craziness gents are capable of reaching when they’re alone? Hazard a guess, then multiply it by a zillion. Yep. That level.
1.
Go Crazy With Excitement
Males = babies. They go crazily happy when they are home alone! They can jump high and reach the moon with their excitement.
2.
Having a Bath and singing songs
Every male has a Bieber in him! Let him be free in the bathroom
3.
Dancing in the house
No one is seeing me dance, let me bring out my craziest moves, what say?
4.
Trying Ridiculous Challenges
Let us stuff a dozen of marshmallows in my mouth and say ‘ I want beer’ and let’s see what happens. Yep that is exactly what they do.
5.
Listening To Loud Music
No dad to shout and make me stop from playing my jam!
6.
Take strange pictures that nobody wants to watch.
Ummmm let us click come strangely angled d**ck pics, say what?
7.
Stalking Ex
What is she up to now? Who is she with?? Has she become any prettier? Let us check!
8.
Watching TV for long hours at the same spot and with
something to near
They are pro at spreading laziness all around! Can lay at the same spot like a panda and be there for eons.
9.
Having a cold and wiping snot on the sleeve of their shirt
I mean why not? We all do it right?
10.
Trying weird hairstyles
Got some assets, let us play with them a little.
Comment what all you guys do…
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