Are you even living your life if you do not own a bloody bath matt?
It is no surprise, Jeff Bezos is the richest man. Amazon is the perfect place to find amazingly practical products, whether you’re in the market for a new set of spoons and pans, or just stocking up on AAA batteries. They can get virtually any item you can dream up to your doorstep in under 48 hours.
However, while you may be familiar with the site’s selection of books, paper towels, and shampoo, there’s a weird, wide world full of items so bizarre you have to see them believe.
We’ve rounded up the craziest products we could find on Amazon, from the hilarious to those you won’t believe are legal, including a few that you’ll probably want immediately.
You don’t have to buy embarrassing things in public anymore! That’s what the Internet is for:
Have a pet? Want to keep it with you at all times? You have this hoodie!
There is a pocket which allows you to keep your pet, a small one with you at all times.
Umm birds all around, littering your place? Here you have a spray to have an easy cleaning.
Are you a fan of spookiness? Here you have a mat to get that adrenaline kicking. This is the best item to help scare your friends.
Have a coward pet, want to give him a boost of energy and spirit in a jiffy. Give him a Lion makeover! Buy this dog costume to make your dog look like a lion.
Bonus Bonus, you got a free gift too. A lion tail!
Love fishes? Physically or metaphorically? There you have a fish pouch! Keep you stationary in place with this scary sorry cool pouch.
Who likes pickles?? Umm, no one! But still, we have for you a pickle set. Enjoy the taste of pickles all day long with a pickle-flavored lip balm and smell it all day using the pickle perfume. Best gift available out there. How pickley!
They took turkey the phrase “turkey head” way too seriously.
I love, you love, we all love bacon! Not seriously though! Who likes bacon wax? NO one.
Cats are the cutest creatures on Earth, agreed. But getting tissue papers dispensed out of cat butt is not cute amazon! Get your concepts clear.